This will be me and my darling husband in about 40 years. Of course, that's IF we live that long. Bless his soul for putting up with me!!
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied "6"
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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6 comments:
Very funny story. I love the picture of that couple.
HA! But, hey, that doesn't look like us at all... they look so happy LOL!
Hey that's great Stace....holding hands together throughout the sunsetyears :D
Love the jokes......very good :D
How funny!
Art, are you saying that you and Stacie are not happy? That I don't believe!
Nice of you to see your future clear & bright! :)
LOl at the tale! I guess that is how they all must feel...enough is enough!
lols thats a mean hubby!
Keshi.
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